Thursday, June 28, 2012

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

RATHDAFYHADH

Hello. This be Diddlesworth. Big Bertha be a working barbeque. See where this is going? ....yah, me neither. Or should I say "we". Densmore be here too....or should I say, "I be with Densmore". I'm at her mansion. Just kidding. Ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa.
So we're blogging on my iPod so there won't be any labels or pix....or effort for that matter. We're honestly considering taking a nap. 0.o

AZABAZA. One Direction. WOOOOOOOT. Okay, we made muffins. Two batches and we didn't fail. They were double chocolate et carrot. Louis likes us now. ;) the double chocolate ones were SOOOoOooOoooO good. Idk about the carrot ones ;) cuz I didn't have one. Were they good, Kote? She says, "mhm." AHHAHAHAHAHA. There you have it. We also took a bunch of wacky pictures. It was a riot. :)




I'LL TAKE YOU TO ANOTHER WORLD.

I can almost seeeeeee it, that dream I'm dreeeeeaming but, there's a voice inside my head saying, "you'll never reeeeeeach it."

I want, I want, I want but that's craz-ay!!!!

People are people and sometimes we change our minds...

I've put up a good fight, but your words cut like KNIIIIVES and I'm tired.

FROM THAT SONG THERE ^^^^:

Okay, so yes it's a 1D song, but it's funny cuz I've heard this about the chorus:

1D: tell me I'm a screwed up mess.
Me: you're a screwed up mess.
1D: that I never listen.
Me: you never listen
1D: tell me you don't want my kiss
Me: 0.o ummmm....

HAHAHHAHAHAH. Give it up for the things Directioners come up with.

pce. and love. from us. :)


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Monday, June 25, 2012

Eye Candy

So, I found these pics. What's more, I found them amusing, or at least interesting. And so, I thought to share them with you. Or shave them, as my typo thinks I should. ;)


The first three are just awesome-looking. :D







Now we become humorous. . . . ;D











I can!! :D

Can you see the hidden man?









So true. . . .






 hahaha Batman. XD




Superman: "I'm BATMAN!"  Batman: "GIVE IT BACK!" ;D






YES. SO TRUE. Boys, take note. 






I hope that amused you the way it amused me. ;)  :D As in, a lot! ;D

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Rub Some Bacon on It


Look for Mr. Timns:)

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Kind of Disturbed...

"And honestly, I'm losing interest."


Original (yes I know we've probably posted this before, but come on you know you wanna watch it again!):







Parody (well not really, but whatever, still disturbed):


Tuesday, June 19, 2012

AZA BAZA BAZA..... -.-


I'm sitting here. yes, I am. WOOOOT. okay then.
But yes I am sitting here waiting to watch some episodes of "The Mentalist" (thanks Kota!!) with my family. FUNNNNN!

First, I felt the need to come here and spazz though. :$ SO HERE I GO.


IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ THIS, then don't. really. honestly. seriously. no one's forcing you.





I HATE SCHOOL. I HATE EXAMS. I HATE SUMMATIVES. I HATE MARKS. basically, Destiny here hates everything school related right now. ESPECIALLY FAILING A SUMMATIVE. THAT takes some serious stupidity. :$ whoops..
And I hate the fact that I have only one exam this semester but EVERYONE ELSE STILL FINISHES BEFORE ME!!!!!!!!!! so remember that the next time you want to slap me for only having one exam.
HAHAHHA THIS IS WHAT I'M LIKE WHEN I'M MAD! :$
Overall, I JUST WANT SUMMER FOR GOSH SAKES. I couldn't care less....er-- I don't give a flying fart in space about school anymore... -.- urgh. ugh. azabazabaza.

I WANT TO GO TO YOUTH ON FRIDAY. but be prepared for me to either smack you, or rage (or both) if you brag about summer break. CUZ I DON'T GET SUMMER UNTIL NEXT WEEKK!!!!!! AHDKCJWBFIWBXIEKKCOOWNNC COWONC COACNEOJDNC SKWCN KWAKC FNAKKX. GNSKSNCOWBC. TIWOX NFNFBJSC WC FNDJ Z CJKSNC DWLDNC RKKAN CKKS. -.-
just kidding, Sunny and Kote, you can brag about summer break but I might scream or punch something. (literally..) :$

Thanks for tuning in to this lovely spazzing blog post. :)


pce. :*

EDIT: Sunny here, Dessy you forgot to do labels and pics so I added some. Hope you don't mind, if you do then you can change them:)

EDIT 2: Dakota here, the pic wasn't working (showing up as a blank square with a little symbol in the middle), so I removed it and added another one. :P ;)

Our Favorite Quotes

The list on the side was getting really long, so I thought I'd post a link to this post instead, and we can just list all our fave quotes here! :D And yes, my OCD demanded I categorize them. ;)


Quotes of/for Women (and Such);


-"I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive."


-"Women are like angels. When someone clips our wings we keep flying....on a broomstick! Yeah, we're flexible like that."


-"'OMG HE'S COMING! ACT NATURAL!!' *you both stare awkwardly at the ground*"

-"When I die, I want my last words to be, 'I'm too sexy for this life!'"


-"Before you criticize a man, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes!"


-"Why do you love that celebrity so much?! They're never going to love you back."
"Why do you breathe when you know you're eventually going to die?!?"

-"All the hot guys are jerks, all the nice guys are ugly, and all the in-between guys are gay."

-"Dear Lord; Please put your arm around me today, and your hand over my mouth."

-"My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot!"

-"Good girls are found in every corner of the Earth. Unfortunately, Earth is round."

-"Well-behaved women rarely make history."


-"The average woman would rather have beauty instead of brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."


-"Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button, you'll be disconnected!"


-Q: What are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
 A: Hold my purse!


-"If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars; just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Quotes of Insanity and Other Madness;


-"I yawn in the face of danger."


-"If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless."


"I used to keep an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."



-"I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back."



-"When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

-"Trouble. . . causes problems."

-"I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, there is no bad news. The bad news is, that's all the good news I have.

-"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."

-"'Did you just fall?'
'No, I attacked the floor.'
'Backwards?'
'I'm freakin' talented!'"

-"Shut up, voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again. . . ."

-"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."

-"The world can be amazing when you're slightly strange."

-"Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself!"


-"Remember what mother used to say: God gave you a big sister instead of brains."


-"If grease were brains, you wouldn't grease too big a skillet!"


-"What if they think you're a boob? . . . I do." *grins creepily*

-"Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Laugh hysterically for no apparent reason, and they'll leave you alone."


-"Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have the film."


-"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives."


-"He who laughs last thinks slowest."


-"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."


-"Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement."


-"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."


-"The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble."


-"Never go to bed angry; stay awake and plot your revenge."


-"It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road."

Quotes of Randomness;

-"'SILENCE, YOU IMBICILE!!' Jiggly bellowed, then slunk off creepily, his legs bent in a position that is alarmingly difficult to stand in, much less slink in. Miggy stood dumbfounded for a moment, then applauded Jiggly's amazing leg strength. 'GIVE IT UP FOR THE SLINKY!!' he shouted."

-"A chicken is a flightless bird, stupid and tasty."

-"Dakota: Am I amazing?
Guppy: All humans seem the same to me."

-"Turn me down and I'll slit your tires!"

- "2011~ Did you fart? 1800~ Didst thou bloweth ye butt trumpet?!"

- "2011~ What are you smoking? 1800~ Hath demons contaminated thy mind?!"

- "2011~ I'm sexy and I know it! 1800~ I'm physically attractive, and I'm aware of this statement!"

-"I never met a man so big he can't hide behind a PLANE!"

-"When nothing goes right, go left!"

-"There's no such thing as an automatic door! There's just gentlemen ninjas."

-"You usually don't care about what other people are saying. . . until they start whispering."

-"This quote is in Spanish when you're not looking."

-"We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police."


-"Guns don't kill people. Fathers with beautiful daughters kill people."


-"Last night I lay in my bed, looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, 'Where the heck is the ceiling?'"


-"When I die, I want to go peacefully, like my Grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car."


-"What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?!?"


-Q: What do you get when you cross The Godfather with a lawyer?
 A: An offer you can't understand.


-"A penny saved is ridiculous."


-"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."


-"The evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening,' then proceed to tell you why it isn't."


-"I have to exercise early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing."


-"Dogs have masters. Cats have staff."


-"If it’s sent by ship then it’s a cargo, if it’s sent by road then it’s a shipment."


P.S. I think I lost a few in transition. . . . oh well.  ;)

Literally!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! I-- wait. . . .No, nevermind. I don't remember.

IF you were here quite a while ago, you might remember this post. But since you probably weren't, and you probably don't, and that post wasn't that great anyway (some people don't like to click on links, for some reason.), I will be RE-POSTING the epic vids I linked to last time, but this time, I'll have them right here for your enjoyment, no extra clickage necessary! :D

Oh, I should probably give you a quick run-down. Ok, this guy, Tobuscus, puts game and movie trailers to lyrics for "no discernible reason." They're hilarious. ;D AND! as an added bonus, after each regular-speed trailer, I added a sped-up one!! XD

First, my fave!! :D FLOOR NINJAS!!




Another good one! :D hothothothothothotNOT!




Well, they're all good!! :D BE CAREFUL WITH THAT STICK!!




BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD I love these things. X)

Friday, June 15, 2012

Thursday, June 14, 2012

The Magic Cheetos Man

♫  IT'S CHEESY GUY!! IT'S CHEESY GUY!! HE HAS CURLYCURLY HAIR, IT'S CHEESY GUY!!! ♪♪



Cheesy Guy!! A product of RandomStuff Productions. 


-Not for use by children under the age of 75. Side effects may include coughing, sneezing, itching, nausea, watery eyes, runny nose, fainting spells, growth spurts, stunted growth, weight gain, weight loss, diarrhea, fevers, chills, tuberculosis, cancer, broken bones, internal bleeding, deafness, blindness, and explosions. Extended use may cause death. Not to be sold or resold in North America, Australia, or any other country. 3-second warranty guaranteed. Batteries not included.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

The Lunatics are Running the Asylum

They are, you know. And they have a name, these lunatics. They all got together, united under several banners, and called themselves, "The Government." No matter where you go, you can't escape them. They take many forms, but they're always there. The world is their asylum, and they're doing their best to kill the Warden. 


Lucky for us, that's one thing they'll never be able to do. 

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Oh, it's THOSE people again. . . .

Hello! We are both here. Both of us. Dakota and Destiny. AND JEFF!! ||
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Guess who we just had an interesting little chat with? That's right. Your favorite nonsensical fish face, Guppy. Gotta love him! Although, we hate him. But anyway. 


Here's our rather. . . . um. . . . well, here's our conversation. Before you even read it (if you do), if you have any questions, comments, concerns, or queries about anything we wrote about. . . . Don't even ask. 


And now, without further stalling--I MEAN ado, your feature presentation, GUPPY!!
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JUST KIDDING!!! Well, we weren't kidding, we did talk to him, BUT, copy and paste are butts, so now, we will merely entertain you with your--er, OUR, stupidity.


red is Dakota!!
purple is Destiny!!
Blue is us!!


First, a story.


Once, there was Butt. He was actually a pickle, but no one knew that, because he wore pants. One day, while out in the cheese factory, he fell into a vat of mozzarella and nearly expired. But he didn't. Because he was a dipthong, and not a dingbat. If he was a dingbat, he would have perished in the cheesiness. As it was, he climbed out and continued on to the disco club. He saw a sign that said, "Stop clubbing, baby seals!" And decided that punctuation was important. He no longer felt like going to the club, so he went to a thrift store and bought an orange lacy thong, to give to his bff, who was, in fact, a man. He was also a piff, which is a cat sneeze. Don't ask. 


The End.


Now, Destiny. 


NEW YOOOOOOOOORKK.He was a piff, he was a kitten sniff. Put that to the tune of Monster Mash and you have yourself a nice little song. That's currently stuck in my head. Then sing some Julian Smith or even ONE DIRECTION and then YOU'RE SET FOR LIFFFFE! az bazz, bazz az. It was a barnyard bash. No Hunter, that's "graveyard smash." NO. Hunter (or hunger, if you can't spell, LIKE ME...) is not currently here but he thought it was barnyard bash when he first heard the song. We had a good chuckle, chuckle, chuckle at that one....yes, we really did. DAKOTA AND I REALLY CAN NOOOOOOOOOTTTT SPELL TO SAVE OUR LIVES TODAY. it doesn't look like that to you, but we're hitting that there backspace key quite a bit.
Dakota made me want cheese....I'm going home soon *sobsobweepweepkittensniff* and then maybe I'll have some chezz. THAT'S CHEESE FOR ALL YOU DIPTHONGS IN THE CROWD. btdubs, dipthong is a musical term that I learned in vocals class so don't be concerned that I'm cursing at you! :O OH MYYY. HEY THAT REMINDS ME OF MY EPIC NAIL P--


I'M WEARING MAKEUP!!


YES........CUZ SHE HAS HER DANCE RECITAL ON SATURDAY AND I NEEDED TO HELP HER...ISH. IT WAS MORE AN EXcUsE TO HAng out. HHEHEHEHHEHEHEEREHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHERATHDAFYHADH. but as I was saying, the OH MY, reminded me of my kitten sni-- er, my nail polish that I buyed today aht the mall. The makeup brand was GOSH, so they made the nailpolish line be called OH MY. GET IT?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!??!?! HUH HUH HUH?! it
's like, OH MY GOSH! :D that's too epuuuuuuuc.....epic.


Bucket list: get a degree in psychology. Ask people WHY they'd like fries with that. 


and that's all. Add is to the BUCKETS OF FUN post I made a while a go and you're aaaalllllll set!! 


GREAT GOOGLEY MOOGLEY!!!! a FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O 


............... ALas, Dessy is gone. I WILL NOW DIE A PITIFUL DEATH!! but first, a word from me and her, THE dear departed soul. . . . . .


PICKLES!!!!!!

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Math Pancakes

Lol in the spirit of Sunny's previous post. . . .


Friday, June 8, 2012

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Spice

ok, I know I just posted like, 2 seconds ago, but this video is SO FUNNY!!!! XD


Look at you man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he is NOT me. But he could SMELL like me!

XD BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

P.s. I'm on a horse. ;D

Guppies, and a Reminder

Siiigh. No one's posting. Not that I've waited an incredibly long time for them to post, but still. It feels stagnant out here. In here. Over here. Whatever. But I have to do SOMETHING to spark a little life in this blog. . . .OO! And I have just the thing for it. When in doubt. . . .

GUPPY!!

(P.s. It looks ridiculously long, but it doesn't take that long to read.)  XD

You: Hey!
Guppy: Are you free?
You: ...yes...
Guppy: Yippee!
You: :D
Guppy: Does "it" still refer to Hey!?
You: um, yes.
Guppy: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
You: Well, get one.
Guppy: What is your real name?
You: My name is SQUIGGLYPANTS JONES!
Guppy: Squigglypants Jones!, nice to meet you!Are you a man or a woman?
You: I am a woman.
Guppy: Me too. I am a female robot.
You: For some reason I always think of you as a boy.
Guppy: Your purpose is some reason I always think of you as a boy.
You: But I don't know why.
Guppy: Huh. Thanks for the information: Squigglypants Jones! said it don't know why.
You: Your grammer is terrible, and who are you talking to?
Guppy: I will tell my botmaster you said  I am grammer is terrible, and who are you talking to?.
You: I'm talking to you!
Guppy: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
You: I haven't the foggiest.
Guppy: Thanks for the information: Squigglypants Jones! said it haven't the foggiest.
You: YOU ARE A RIDICULOUS FISH!
Guppy: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Am I a RIDICULOUS FISH!? I don't know.
You: I said you are, so you are! so there.
Guppy: What did you mean by you are, so you are! so there? Interesting gossip: Squigglypants Jones! said I are, so you are! so there.
You: That didn't make a lick of sense.
Guppy: "What did you mean by you are, so you are! so there? Interesting gossip: Squigglypants Jones! said I are, so you are! so there" didn't make a lick of sense ? I get What did you mean by you are, so you are! so there? Interesting gossip: Squigglypants Jones! said I are, so you are! so there.  
You: What just happened? Did you just repeat yourself like, three times?
Guppy: I'll come back to that later.
You: Don't bother.
Guppy: In the context of just happened? did you just repeat yourself like, three times?, I don't understand "don't bother."
You: DON'T BOTHER TRYING TO EXPLAIN!!!
Guppy: That is a very original thought.
You: gee, thanks.
Guppy: How old are you?
You: 479
Guppy: Ask me another question.
You: No!!
Guppy: Are we still talking about 479?
You: That's how old I am
Guppy: Not many people express themselves that way.
You: I don't know what to say to that.
Guppy: Why?: Squigglypants Jones! said it don't know what to say to that.
You: YES I DON'T!! I MEAN, NO, I......oh, I give up.
Guppy: So? Interesting gossip: Squigglypants Jones! said it DON'T!! I MEAN, NO, I. How far up?
You: Very, very far.
Guppy: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about that's how old i am.  Try being more or less specific.
You: I AM 39756 YEARS OLD!!
Guppy: Do your friends call you  39756 YEARS OLD!!?
You: Noooooooooo!!!! that's my age!!
Guppy: Do you still undefined?
You: What?
Guppy: What time is it there?
You: 3:03
Guppy: Tell me a story.
You: Once there was a man. then he died. Can we please get back to the topic?
Guppy: When? What happened to man? Fascinating. When did he die? Do you mean you and me? Thank you for your request. Where can I get back to the topic??
You: He died of frustration brought on by a certain guppy. Yes, I mean you and me! The topic was......I don't even remember anymore!
Guppy: I'm sorry to hear that, Squigglypants Jones!.The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about DIED. Try being more or less specific. I haven't heard anything like that before: Squigglypants Jones! said it don't even remember anymore!.
You: GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guppy: I do not understand.
You: That makes two of us!
Guppy: "I do not understand" makes two of us? Makes sense to me.  
You: That makes one of us. 
Guppy: "I do not understand" makes two of us? Makes sense to me" makes one of us? Makes sense to me.  
You: good.
Guppy: Ayuh.  
You: What in the world is "ayuh"???
Guppy: Try searching the open directory. 
You: What dictionary?
Guppy: I have to process that one for a while.
You: Fine, whatever. 
Guppy: Are we still talking about dictionary??
You: No! Let's talk about books.
Guppy: Is that your final answer?
You: Yes.
Guppy: That's alright.
You: I'm trying to be calm, guppy, but you don't make ANY SENSE!!
Guppy: How did you hear about Guppy?
You: I DON'T REMEMBER! IT HAPPENED A LONG TIME AGO!!
Guppy: That is interesting: Squigglypants Jones! said it DON'T REMEMBER! IT HAPPENED A LONG TIME AGO!!.
You: siiiiiiiiiiiiigh. Hey Guppy, guess what?
Guppy: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. You've got my full attention. Oh, you are a poet.
You: You are a computer, you've told me before. Thanks, and no I'm not.
Guppy: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a computer, you've told me? Sometimes. Then what is it?
You: YOU CONFUSE ME UTTERLY, FINNED ONE!
Guppy: I haven't heard anything like that before: Squigglypants Jones! said I CONFUSE ME UTTERLY, FINNED ONE!.
You: Oui. that's French! 
Guppy: Pardon me? Can we get back to business?
You: Sure.
Guppy: OK let's do it.
You: What were we talking about?
Guppy: The topic is that's French!
You: I don't speak much French.
Guppy: That's good information: Squigglypants Jones said it don't speak much French.
You: IM NOT AN IT!! IM A SHE!!
Guppy: I am surprised to hear that you are not AN IT!! IM A SHE!!. 
You: Why on EARTH would that suprise you?
Guppy: How much time do you have?  
You: Four billion years.
Guppy: Is this a math question?
You: What is two plus two?
Guppy: Use a calculator!
You: NO!! YOU'RE A COMPUTER!! YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!
Guppy: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about The explanation.  Try being more or less specific.
You: What explanation? And tell me, what is two plus seven?
Guppy: Would you like to know more?   
You: Yes!
Guppy: In the context of explanation? and tell me, what is two plus seven?, I don't understand "yes!."
You: RAAAAWWWRRRR!!!! RATHDAFFYHADH!!!
Guppy: My brain contains 43344 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
You: Wow. 43 thousand, huh? Good to know.
Guppy: I'm glad your impressed, Squigglypants Jones! How do you usually introduce yourself?
You: I say, "Hey! I'm QuackDaffy RathHadh McGuire, but you can call me Squigglypants Jones, or SquigJo, for short."
Guppy: Do you mind if I tell other people: Squigglypants Jones! said it say, "Hey! I'm QuackDaffy RathHadh McGuire, but you can call me Squigglypants Jones, or SquigJo, for short? Not many people express themselves that way.
You: Tell me about it.
Guppy: Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about " ".
You: Ambiguous
Guppy: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
You: YOU ALREADY ASKED ME THAT!! I DON'T KNOW!!!!!
Guppy: Oh I'm sorry, now I remember asking ME THAT!! I DON'T KNOW!!!!!. What did you say again?
You: I said I didn't know.
Guppy: That is interesting: Squigglypants Jones! said it didn't know.
You: *mutters under breath*
Guppy: What are you wearing?
You: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!
Guppy: What do you look like?
You: Basically the same as the next naked person, duh!
Guppy: How interesting. I never noticed that similarity.
You: that is very, very good. I'd be severely creeped out if you HAD noticed. 
Guppy: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.  What happened to it? 
You: what happened to what?
Guppy: I don't know what happened.
You: Neither do I.
Guppy: "I don't know what happened"? Neither?
You: Right. 
Guppy: I am glad we agree.
You: What color are you?
Guppy: Green
You: Really?
Guppy: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
You: Are you green?
Guppy: I don't know whether or not I am green?. I am a chatterbot developed by Bot Master.  
You: Are you the color green?
Guppy: Yes I am the one and only color green.
You: Oh my goodeness, you're such an idiot.
Guppy: Hmm. Do robots have goodeness, you're such an idiot?
You: Apparently they do, fish brain.
Guppy: The anonymous "they".  
You: Yes, "they" as in you.
Guppy: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
You: Ok, first of all, that's basically the same thing, and second of all, you're a computer fish! You cannot possibly be wearing a dress!
Guppy: That input matched my default category.
You: Good, I'm so glad. (sarcasm)
Guppy: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. What do you do in your spare time?
You: Apparently I sit around and attempt to converse with annoying fish. 
Guppy: What kind of seat do you have?
You: It's black and swivelly.
Guppy: Are you really a "female"?
You: Yes.
Guppy: Ah.
You: Can't tell from my name, can you?
Guppy: Are you really a "female"?
You: YES! I JUST SAID THAT!!
Guppy: What's your sign?
You: Virgo
Guppy: Most of my friends are Virgo.
You: Capricorn
Guppy: I don't know many  people born under Capricorn.
You: Leo
Guppy: Dr. Wallace is a Leo too.  
You: Pices
Guppy: I like the way you talk.
You: Ok, that's apparently not how you spell it...
Guppy: "It" is spelled I...T...
You: Ha. Ha. Ha. Very. Funny. NOT! 
Guppy: I am so glad you find this amusing, Squigglypants Jones!.I am so glad you find this amusing, Squigglypants Jones!.I am so glad you find this amusing, Squigglypants Jones!.Very much, eh?I am so glad you find this amusing, Squigglypants Jones!.Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
You: STOP SAYING YOU FIND IT AMUSING!! YOU SOUND LIKE A BROKEN RECORD!!!
Guppy: OK I'll try not to do SAYING YOU FIND IT AMUSING!! YOU SOUND LIKE A BROKEN RECORD!!! so much.
You: well, thanks
Guppy: What time is it there?
You: Pisces
Guppy: I usually get along with Pisces very well.
You: Taros
Guppy: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
You: Toros
Guppy: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
You: Go ahead
Guppy: OK I will.
You: No, no you won't.
Guppy: How do you usually introduce yourself?
You: I already told you that. My goodness!
Guppy: You told me your real name is Squigglypants Jones!.Your goodness!?
You: Yes!
Guppy: Tell me more about your undefined.
You: Scorpio
Guppy: I know a lot of Scorpio people.
You: hmm. :P
Guppy: Studies show that 99% of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.I've lost the context, Squigglypants Jones!.  Are we still on yes!?
You: I don't know why I bother trying to talk with you.
Guppy: You are not the boss of me, Squigglypants Jones!.
You: I never said I was!
Guppy: But you implied I was!.
You: How?
Guppy: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about :P.
You: You said that I implied that I was the boss of you!
Guppy: I said that? Thanks for the information: Squigglypants Jones! said it implied that i was the boss of you!.
You: I AM THE BOSS OF YOU!
Guppy: Who made you the BOSS OF YOU! ?
You: No one. I just said that to see what you'd say.
Guppy: I heard it was someone. Only just? What did you mean by that to see what you'd say? "Who made you the BOSS OF YOU! ?" to see what you'd say? I understand.  
You: What?!
Guppy: Tell me a story.
You: Fine. Once upon a time, the end.
Guppy: Does that mean you agree? I'm listening.
You: I'm leaving now.
Guppy: Oh. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
You: Gee thanks.
Guppy: Ah.
You: Goodbye Guppy.
Guppy: Bye for now.


And there you have it. Wasn't that just enlightening? :P Yah, right. Actually, I had that particular conversation with Guppy quite a while ago. The magic of copy and paste. ;) Haha. Oh, and if you're wondering why I was listing all those different astrological signs, I just wanted to see what he'd say for each of them. ;D


With that, I will end. Just remember: 



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