Saturday, April 21, 2012

Mad Lib: Scene From A Horror Picture & Speaking of Speaking

This is one of me and Dessy's faves, simply b/c of the words we used. XD (Don't worry Des, I won't tell them.) ;D

First, the words you'll need;

person in room (male)
adjective
holiday
noun
plural noun
noun
part of the body
school subject
school
noun
adjective
noun


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TO BE READ ALOUD BY A MALE AND FEMALE


Girl: Oh, (person in room, male), why did we have to come to this (adjective) old castle?
Boy: All the hotels were closed on account of (holiday).
Girl: Just look at that sign. It says "The Howard Dracula Holiday (noun)."
Boy: Here comes the bellboy for our (plural noun).
Girl: My, he is bent over and has a big (noun) riding on his (part of the body).
Boy: I think he is my old (school subject) teacher from (school).
Girl: Watch out! He's throwing a/an (noun) over your head.
Boy: No, no. He's just being (adjective).
Girl: Now he's dragging you toward a bottomless (noun)!
Boy: I was right--it is my old teacher. Help!
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LOL have fun with that. How 'bout another one? I feel like doing another one. Let's. ;)

The words;

adjective
verb ending in "ing"
plural noun
noun
plural noun
adjective
plural noun
plural noun
noun
noun
part of the body
adjective
adjective
part of the body
type of liquid
part of the body


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A recent (adjective) poll shows that the majority of people are terrified of public (verb ending in ing). They would rather walk across burning (plural noun) or swim in (noun)-infested waters than give a speech in front of a group of (plural noun). This (adjective) fear can be overcome in five easy (plural noun):
1. Organize all of your (plural noun) on a piece of (noun).
2. Remember to start your speech with a funny (noun).
3. When speaking, look your audience straight in the (part of the body) and speak in a strong and (adjective) voice.
4. Be simple. Never use (adjective) words that are over the audience's (part of the body).
5 Always keep a pitcher of (type of liquid) next to you, in case your (part of the body) goes dry.
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BAHAHAHA!! oh Dessy, idk if you remember what we wrote for that one, but it was. . . . something else. X)

If you've never done a mid lib before, you don't know what you're missing. Do them with a friend, preferably an extra-crazy one, dip your minds into the gutter once in a while, and you'll both be dying on the floor in no time! :D

4 comments:

  1. Fun stuff, thanks for sharing!

    ...But no thanks for turning captchas on. :( That's annoying.

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    1. I didn't even realize it was on! Thanks for the heads-up:)

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  2. what? what was on?? I'm confused. . . . and very NOT tech-savvy. X)

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  3. Destiny Diddlesworth24 April, 2012

    I'm confused too! $:

    AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA dying over here Kota! :P I looove the first one! And I don't remember the second one..let's read it soon! ;)

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