1-Wear shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on street corner
2-Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
3-Go into a crowded elevator and say "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here," with a straight face.
4-Make vanilla pudding. Put in a mayo jar. Eat in public.
5-Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C." Enjoy the show.
6-Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It worked!" and run out cheering.
7-Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes the Lead," enter it in horse races.
8-Invite someone into your office; turn around in office chair and say, "I've been expecting you..."
9-Change your name to Simon. Speak in the third person.
10-Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
11-Buy a parrot. Teach it to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!"
12-Follow joggers around in a car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
Number 2 is my fave. XD And in case you're confused, number 10 would look something like this: Dr. Acula. If you still don't get it, I think you have problems. But then, don't we all? Sunny says everyone should see a psychiatrist (or psychologist? THERAPIST!!) at least once in their life. It might be true.
Anywho. If anyone has any more interesting things to add to this list, please, let us know. The comment section is open to everyone. Otherwise, what would be the point? My brother showed me a little bucket list he found. . . somewhere. All I can remember is "Touch M.C. Hammer." (y'know, doo doo do do, do do, do do, CAN'T TOUCH THIS!) And possibly something about making the Hulk mad? Though if you ask me, that's a pretty stupid idea.
Speaking of stupid, why do they call it a bucket list? You're not listing buckets. You're not putting your list IN a bucket. You're not writing the list ON a bucket. Well, you might be doing all of that, but I don't see why you would. I mean, do you have no paper handy? Is it a big list, so big that you would have to use a bucket to haul it around? Are you going on a bucket-hunt? I hope you're only doing that if you're in desperate need of buckets. Like if you had 27 different leaks in your living room ceiling. But if so, look for a new ceiling, not buckets. My gosh.
Well, I feel I should impart some wisdom to you poor bucket-deprived slobs out there, so here it is. Remember, this is VERY IMPORTANT! It could save your life someday.
-Tug on Superman's cape.
-Spit into the wind.
-Pull the mask off that ol' Lone Ranger
-Mess around with Jim. Or Slim. Because Slim beat up Jim, so you should really be more concerned with him. Slim, not Jim. HIM SLIM JIM DIM RIM WHIM SWIM!! hey, that was fun!
:D so, remember that. Although. . .I don't think Superman would fry you with his laser vision, freeze you with his ice breath, or send you flying into a building with his iron-like fists if you were to innocently tug on his cape to, say, ask for an autograph. Unless he was fighting someone at the time. Then he might do it accidently, b/c he'd think you were a bad guy. Or just to get you out of the way because he's very busy at the moment.
Food for thought. Starved, geeky, comic-bookish thought.