Saturday, March 31, 2012

Buckets of Fun

Well, although some of these are too much work/money for the average person to do, this bucket list is nonetheless amusing. And who knows, maybe some rich, bored person will come along and do the things listed here that normal people wouldn't have the resources to do. And so, without further ado, I introduce to you a list that needs no buckets.



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1-Wear shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on street corner

2-Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.

3-Go into a crowded elevator and say "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here," with a straight face.

4-Make vanilla pudding. Put in a mayo jar. Eat in public.

5-Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C." Enjoy the show.

6-Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It worked!" and run out cheering.

7-Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes the Lead," enter it in horse races.

8-Invite someone into your office; turn around in office chair and say, "I've been expecting you..."

9-Change your name to Simon. Speak in the third person.

10-Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.

11-Buy a parrot. Teach it to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!"

12-Follow joggers around in a car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.

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Number 2 is my fave. XD And in case you're confused, number 10 would look something like this: Dr. Acula. If you still don't get it, I think you have problems. But then, don't we all? Sunny says everyone should see a psychiatrist (or psychologist? THERAPIST!!) at least once in their life. It might be true.

Anywho. If anyone has any more interesting things to add to this list, please, let us know. The comment section is open to everyone. Otherwise, what would be the point? My brother showed me a little bucket list he found. . . somewhere. All I can remember is "Touch M.C. Hammer." (y'know, doo doo do do, do do, do do, CAN'T TOUCH THIS!) And possibly something about making the Hulk mad? Though if you ask me, that's a pretty stupid idea.

Speaking of stupid, why do they call it a bucket list? You're not listing buckets. You're not putting your list IN a bucket. You're not writing the list ON a bucket. Well, you might be doing all of that, but I don't see why you would. I mean, do you have no paper handy? Is it a big list, so big that you would have to use a bucket to haul it around? Are you going on a bucket-hunt? I hope you're only doing that if you're in desperate need of buckets. Like if you had 27 different leaks in your living room ceiling. But if so, look for a new ceiling, not buckets. My gosh.

Well, I feel I should impart some wisdom to you poor bucket-deprived slobs out there, so here it is. Remember, this is VERY IMPORTANT! It could save your life someday.

DON'T:
-Tug on Superman's cape.
-Spit into the wind.
-Pull the mask off that ol' Lone Ranger
-Mess around with Jim. Or Slim. Because Slim beat up Jim, so you should really be more concerned with him. Slim, not Jim. HIM SLIM JIM DIM RIM WHIM SWIM!! hey, that was fun!

:D so, remember that. Although. . .I don't think Superman would fry you with his laser vision, freeze you with his ice breath, or send you flying into a building with his iron-like fists if you were to innocently tug on his cape to, say, ask for an autograph. Unless he was fighting someone at the time. Then he might do it accidently, b/c he'd think you were a bad guy. Or just to get you out of the way because he's very busy at the moment.

Food for thought. Starved, geeky, comic-bookish thought.

Friday, March 23, 2012

Jumping into the Sunlight!

This is a pic of Dessy, Kote and Ethel that I took on Friday before youth. Pretty epic, eh?

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Randomness

Hey peeps! I just got back from Montreal! Well, last night. I bet you want to hear aaalll about my trip, don't you? Well, you're not going to! Why? Because I'm tired and lazy, that's why! And I don't feel like rehashing it again. And yes, I realize that rehashing again is redundant. But I don't care.

We're having a movie night tomorrow afternoon, and that just feels odd. And after that we're going bowling. Just 5 pin. DO WE LOOK STRONG ENOUGH TO YOU TO BE 10 PIN BOWLING?! I didn't think so.

AAAHHHHHH MY EYE IS TWITCHING!!!! . . . . . .ok it stopped.

lol I'm sorry, I know it's a trial for you to have to click on links, but this guy is SO FUNNY!! Perhaps you've heard of him? Tim Hawkins? Yes? No? Maybe so? Well, here's a link to a video of his WAAAYYY back in the lost ages of 2006. Yes. It is THAT ANCIENT.

I'm kidding. 6 years ago is NOT old. And if you didn't know that. . . . well, I'll let you draw your own conclusions, if that's not too mentally strenuous for you.

Anyway, the link.


I promise you, even if you have no sense of humor to speak of, you will at least smile. X)

Guess what? It's Monday today. That's right. It has so far taken me FIVE DAYS to write this post. And yes, the tag is from Thursday. That's when I started it.

Anyway, let me be a freaky fangirl for a moment, okay?

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Okay, I'm good. What? You don't need to see my spaz. But just in case you're dying to know what I could possibly be spazzing about, I'll tell you, in a quiet, calm manner.

I'm spazzing about;

1-The new Thor movie (the one from last year with this gorgeous guy in it:)

(That one's just for you, Dessy.)

(p.s. so sorry, but no more pics for this post, TOO MUCH WORK!!)

2- Alex Petyfer

(now you wish I'd put more pics in.) X)

3- Other hot British guys in general.

4- Other hot guys in general.

So, there you have it! My freaky fangirl moment, presented in a calm, logical manner. *Whew!* You don't know how hard that was. ;)

Hmm, what to do now? How about PUBLISH THE STUPID POST ALREADY!! It's not like it hasn't taken me a BILLION YEARS to think of enough stuff to fill a post. . . .

PEACE!!

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

FIFTEEN!

:D YAAAAAAH FIFTEEN! ....okay, so the title has NOTHING to do with my post. I am just listening to music and I scrolled around on iTunes with my eyes shut and then clicked on a song and told myself "this will be my blog post title". SO THERE! BOOOOM.

Currently it is March break for moi, (and Sunny and Kote for that matter) and I'm just chilling. I am sick too...which is annoying but w.e. AND I'M ROCKING OUT TO ONE DIRECTIONNNN.




I love them. THEY BE FANTASTIC! TOTES FAB!! TOTES FANNY PACK!!! ...don't bother asking. but yes, I like One Direction. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR OPINION. they're amazingggg <3 .
okay so I MUUUUST add that part of the reason that they are soo amazing is because they are sexy. yes. and British. SO THEY'RE SEXY BRITISH GUYS! AMAZINGGGGGGG! and one of them is Irish, so that's pretty darn cool too. and one of them has abs for SURE! so I'm pleased. and odd, I know! $:
NOW I feel the need to expand about them. so I'll say this: in 2010 they auditioned for the XFactor (UK) as solo artists. they didn't make it too far but then Simon Cowell (judge on the show) and the other judges put them all in a band because they thought that they were too talented to give up. so they continued in the competition as a band, One Direction. They came in third place overall. Simon signed them after the show because he still felt that they were sooo talented and would go really far. WAS HE EVER RIGHT! They just released their first album yesterday (for the States and Canada). And also, they're like the BIGGEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD!...or at least since Justin Bieber. cuz who wants one hot guy when they can have FIVE AT THE SAME TIME!?!!?!? IT'S LIKE HOT GUY OVERLOAD! :P looolz.

What else am I doing? Eating this amazing cookie thing. It's 2 chocolate chip cookies with nanimo bar filling in the middle and it's all dunked in chocolate. am I lying? no. I wouldn't lie about my food. is it intense? HECK YES! hahaha.
I am also rocking out to One Di-- oh yah I said that. I am ALSOOOO putting all these pictures on my iPod for album art. If you don't know what I mean, then I'm sorry. I am really bad at describing stuff! $:

I'M GONNA PEACE NOW!

Des <3

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

The High Kings - Step it out Mary


Woot! I'm falling in love again:)

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Alternate Themes: Fourth Edition

I'm back! :D You didn't think I would be, but I am!! So HA!! Pay whoever you bet against and settle in for another rendition of some random show's theme song.

Today I bring you the theme from an old show I've mentioned a couple times before; Petticoat Junction. If you ever watch it, watch no more than two episodes a week, or you'll find yourself shopping for a gun to shoot Uncle Joe with. But I digress. Slightly. How about a link? Yes, I think so.



There ya go Kote:)
-Sunny

One of these days, I'm going to have to get Sunny to show me how to get the video itself on here. But that's a problem for another day. First, the lyrics!

Come ride the little train that is goin' down the tracks
To the Junction.
Forget about your cares, it is time to relax
At the Junction.
Lotsa curves, you bet!
Even more when ya get
To the Junction.
(Petticoat Junction!)
There's a little hotel called the Shady Rest
At the Junction.
(Petticoat Junction!)
It is run by Kate, come and be her guest
At the Junction.
(Petticoat Junction!)
And that's Uncle Joe,
He's a-movin kinda slow
At the Junction.
Petticoat Junction!

Now, our version. . . . ;)

Get aboard the small locomotive that is goin' along the path
To the Station.
Don't think about your worries, it is time to kick back
At the Station.
Many turns, you wager!
More numerous when you arrive
At the Station.
(Underwear Station!)
There is a small in named the Shadowy Respite
At the Station.
(Underwear Station!)
It is operated by Kate, arrive and be her customer
At the Station.
(Underwear Station!)
And that's Uncle Joe,
He's gettin' around kinda sluggishly
At the Station.
Underwear Station!

Yes, I realize that "underwear" might not be the BEST substitute for "petticoat", but what else is there? Anyway, hope you enjoyed, 'cause we're not done yet!! ;)


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