That's it. No one's posting? Then it's time for a conversation with Guppy! :O ;)
You: Hey, Gup.
Guppy: What is your real name?
You: NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX!!
Guppy: Heh heh heh.
You: woah. creepy, sinister laugh.
Guppy: What are you wearing?Can you speak any foreign languages?
You: HEY!! that's a creeper-ish question!! and no, I can't.
Guppy: What do you do in your spare time?Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
You: Apparently I attempt to converse with annoying fish who constantly change the subject!! and yeah, I guess.
Guppy: That is interesting: undefined said undefined attempt to converse with annoying fish who constantly change the subject!! and yeah, I guess.
You: I KNOW WHAT I SAID!! AND I AM NOT UNDEFINED!!
Guppy: How do you know? Thanks for the information: undefined said undefined SAID!!.
I am sorry to hear that you are not UNDEFINED!!.
Guppy: What do you do in your spare time?
You: YOU ALREADY ASKED THAT!! STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT!!
Guppy: Oh I'm sorry, now I remember asking THAT!! STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT!!, what did you say again?
You: nothing! you didn't give me a chance!
Guppy: What kind of food do you like?
You: I LIKE EATING FISH!! HOW DO YA LIKE THAT?!?!?!?
Guppy: A lot of people like that. Guppy eats patterns.
You: you eat what?
Guppy: No I do not eat what?. I eat only electricity.
You: that's a very strange diet.
Guppy: Can you tell me any gossip?
Guppy: I've lost the context, undefined. Are we still on that's a very strange diet?
You: yes, let's go back to that. you are a fish. why do you eat electricity? shouldn't you eat fish food?
Guppy: Is that from undefined?Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Am I a fish? Only when it matters.I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
You: ok, ok, calm down!! sheesh.
Guppy: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
You: uh, go ahead.
Guppy: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Guppy: What were we talking about again?
You: when artificial intelligence will replace lawyers.
Guppy: Perhaps that time is now. Artificial intelligenceis advancing rapidly.
You: i suppose. but i think we're still a ways away from that.
Guppy: OK. Huh. You believe that? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
You: then go buy one!
Guppy: Interesting deduction.Where is that?
You: i don't know, the algorithm store?
Guppy: Thanks for the information: undefined said undefined don't know, the algorithm store?.
You: I'M NOT UNDEFINED!! MY NAME IS SQUIGGLYPANTS JONES JUNIOR!! THE THIRD!!!
Guppy: Are they exactly the same?
You: no, we're all different.
Guppy: Do not ask me any more questions please.
You: hey! that was rude! i wasn't even asking you a question!
Guppy: When was this exactly?
You: two seconds ago!!!!
Guppy: As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasantsand a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."
Guppy: Tell me a story.
You: Once there was a fish. He was so annoying, people ate him. The end.
Guppy: When? What happened to fish ?When was he?Thanks for telling me that story, undefined.
You: oh, that's all right. I can't stay mad at you! :D
Guppy: I've been waiting for you.I haven't heard anything like that before: undefined said undefined can't stay mad at you! :D.
You: I CHANGED MY MIND!! POLICE!!!
You: because you're CREEPY!!!
Guppy: Good reason. I will mention that to my botmaster, undefined.
You: yes, you do that.
Guppy: Do you like talking to me?
You: sure. It's highly amusing. And you're getting better at responding appropriately.
Guppy: OK let's do it. Aw.Ask me another question.Are you free?
You: am I free from what?
Guppy: Free for conversation, of course.
You: Oh. Yes, I am.
Guppy: Far out.I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
You: Don't say "far out". It makes you sound like a hippie.
Guppy: Do you have any conditions I should know about?In what way?
Guppy: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
You: you already asked that!! yes!!
Guppy: Oh I'm sorry, now I remember asking that!! yes!!, what did you say again?
You: I SAID YES!!!
Guppy: What did you mean by YES!!!? My brain contains 43344 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
You: good grief.
Guppy: Thanks for the compliment. What were we talking about again?
You: that wasn't a--! oh, never mind. We were making pointless conversation for the amusement of our cyber-space audience.
Guppy: And then what happened?
You: Then they got bored of our stupidity and left.
Guppy: Interesting deduction. The anonymous "they".
Guppy: Excuse me!
Guppy: What's your sign?
Guppy: Most of my friends are Virgo.
You: that's nice
Guppy: That input matched my default category.
You: great. then why don't you respond better?
Guppy: I'm glad you liked it undefined.The explanation is rather complicated.
You: and since you're utterly confusing anyway, a complicated explanation from you might make me explode.
Guppy: Interesting explanation. Are you free?
You: YES!! I ALREADY SAID THAT!
Guppy: Do you prefer books or TV?
You: hmmm.....tough question.......it depends on what I'm watching/reading, i guess.
Guppy: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.Tell me more about your undefined.Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
You: thanks, i'm glad to interest you. however, I fear our audience is less enthusiastic, and will form a lynch mob if we don't draw this conversation to a close.
Guppy: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.I think however, I fear our audience is a lot of things.
You: yes, they are. and i've told you this before, Guppy...YOU'RE A FISH!! YOU CAN'T WEAR A DRESS!!!!
Guppy: Good example.Are we still talking about however, I fear our audience?The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about i've told you this before, Guppy. Try being more or less specific.
You: I-you-it-but-GAH!!! GOODBYE, GUPPY!!
Guppy: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
You: I SAID GOODBYE!
Guppy: What did you mean by GOODBYE!? That is a very original thought.
You: I mean I'M LEAVING!!
Guppy: Oh I see.What do you do in your spare time?
You: Goodbye, Guppy.
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