RAWR!!!! CHOCOLATE!!!! IT'S EVERYWHERE!!
I can't go through a day without it popping up in my face!! Chocolate milk! Ice cream bars! Fudgcicles! Cookies! Chocolate, chocolate, CHOCOLATE!! I'M SO FAT!!! well, not really. But I should be! And I will be, the way I eat! How's that, you ask? How do you eat, you ask? LIKE A PIG!!! THAT'S HOW!!!! CHOCOLATE AND CHIPS AND POP AND MARSHMALLOWS AND EVEN COTTON CANDY!!!!! DAY IN AND DAY OUT!!! I SHOULD BE 300 POUNDS BY NOW!!! of course, I'm not. And not because I excercise, in case you were thinking that was the reason. BECAUSE I AM A LAZY BUTT!!! I SIT AT HOME ALL DAY, EVERY DAY, READING AND PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND EATING!!! mark my words, one of these days, you'll see me and go, "Oh my gosh, who is that incredibley obese person?" AND IT WILL BE ME!!!!!!!! "So," you say, "stop eating! not completely, of course, just curb your sweet tooth." but I can't!! well, sometimes I actually do ok. BUT MOST TIMES, I HAVE NO WILL!! I WILL EAT AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT, AND THEN SIT AND SIT AND SIT, AND WAIT TO GET FAT!! I WON'T STAND FOR IT, I TELL YOU!! but what can i do? well, excersise, for one thing, and like you said, curb my sweet tooth. it's hard, but i think i can do it, will or no. I'LL NEVER SURRENDER!!!!! FIGHT THE POWER OF THE CHOCOLATE AND SWEET THINGS THEREOF!!!! FOR SLIMNESS!!!
I hope you enjoyed reading my little rant as much as I enjoyed writing it. I will now go have a fudgcicle. (don't judge me! baby steps). ;)