Saturday, July 30, 2011

. . . .I wish I may, I wish I might. . . .

. . . .GO TO SARNIA TONIGHT!! well, not tonight, actually. Tuesday. IT'S SO CLOSE!!! BUT IT MIGHT NOT HAPPEN AND SO I'M FREAKING OUT IN A GOOD WAY AND IN A BAD WAY!!! :O and that's all I'm going to say on the subject because I am a lazy butt!!! :/ so there.


Friday, July 22, 2011

Why you shouldn't watch the Titanic...

So I just finished watching this "epic love story".
Needless to say,
I JUST WASTED LIKE THE WHOLE EVENING/AFTERNOON!!!!

Don't get me wrong, I really don't have a huge beef with Titanic (other than a few sketchy scenes in the middle, and the salty language at times). It's just that it's so LOOOOONG!
Shamefully, I found myself thinking "Just sink already!"

It was partially my fault for deciding to watch it while I had a post waiting to be written on A Splash of Ink, and partially (mostly) it's the stupid video site I watched it on. It turned a three hour (give or take a few minutes) into at least four hours. It took forever to load, so every five minutes I'd stop it and let it load up, and go read some random blog or some such.

Overall, now that I've finished it, it was a pretty good movie. The ending made it I think, and now that I'm thinking about it I can't really think what should have been cut. It just seemed long. Oh, and not to mention some of the soap opera-y lines. Example:

Main girl's ex-fiance: Where are you going? To him? To be a wh--e (see I told you, some questionable language) to a gutter rat?
Main girl: I'd rather be his wh--e, than your wife!

Main guy leads the girl up to the front of the boat for the classic scene where she stands at the railing and he's behind her.
Main girl: I trust you.
Main guy: Alright, open your eyes.
Main girl: [gasp] I'm flying, Jack!

You get the picture.

All that being said, no, it wasn't really a waste of my evening/afternoon, it was just extremely bad timing, and a bad video hosting site. I figured I'd better watch it, it is after all one of the most expensive movies ever made, and not mention a "classic". It had some touching scenes, and redeeming moments. However, I won't recommend, or recommend against it (does that make sense?!). I'm neutral about this movie regardless of what the title implied:P


Thursday, July 21, 2011

Follow Us!

I was looking at our stats, and was quite amazed by how many people look at our blog! So, I added a follower button just for kicks to see if anyone would follow. Hahahaha, this should be interesting...


Friday, July 15, 2011

Our Magical British Buddy...

It is a bittersweet day. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 is out today! However, I'm not going to get to see it till some time next week:( In a way I'm excited to see it, but in a way I'm like "It's over...? *sob*". I know that my fellow blog writers aren't really fans, but I AM! SO THERE:P The stories were just so great, and the scope that J.K. Rowling had when she wrote them is stunning. Just thinking about them...

*WOOSH, KERSPLAT*

That was the sound of my mind blowing. Reading books so rich in plot is inspiring, and makes me want to be a better writer! Let me just have an emotional break down for a minute.
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Alright, I'm pulling myself together enough to share with you some HP pics we took at the mall.


Harry Potter, you shall be missed.


(Yes, I know he's a fictional character, leave me alone!)


tehe:P Have fun seeing HP in Imax!!!! I sure will:D

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Mad Libs and SPAAAZING!!

YAWNS ARE CONTAGIOUS! :P and we (me and dessy, who is here) will make a collage of sorts with parts of our favorite homemade mad libs!!! bold words are the words that were given by the person unaware of what the story was.



-Attention, chicken pot pies!

-One day, a football was SQUIRRLY SKYDIVING down the POGOSTICK!!

-"ARE YOU KLEENEX CURLY?!?!?!?!!"

-The 2090 year old Jonas brothers

-were popping across COCONUT STREET

-AND PUSHED DOWN THE SHY TOMATOES! :O

-So, the picture FRAMED him!!

-Immediately, there was another dvd to move his videos!

-At 8:32:3, the puffy olive sparrow decided to pogostick Uno!

-"I'm gross!" he grew.

-That person squelched.



-Dirt poor, squirelly Walter Jones



-became the potato peeler of space.



-Then he slid horizontal a bunny rabbit and got magically delicious 4:32 a.m.

-Once, outside with the dragons, the FBI said, "Stupid!"

-She ate him, "You're an eyeball!" and licked his sexy butt.

-So he shooted the crimestoppers.



-Then he said "Brussel Butt!" and all was snorty.

-You have five hours to stretch this gnome!

-Keep squish until the Godzilla is patriotic.

-You may explode.

-Supercalafragelisticexpealidocious, Bobbette.

Now, here is a whole, complete and entire mad lib that we just made up! We thought it was so epic, we had to share!! :D the BOLD is still the given words.

Sally chuckled down the cavity.

"I'm windy!" she thought.

Suddenly she spazzed into the pecs of a sloppy guy. "Oh, sorry." she kissed, staring into his sexy abs.

"No problem." he freaked, flexing his butt. Sally hung into his biceps, and he carried her to freaky knee.

Just in case you didn't catch on, we have a little bit of an obsession with male muscles. Here's what the story was SUPPOSED to be. :P ;)

Sally ran down the hall.

"I'm late!" she thought.

Suddenly, she crashed into the chest of a hot guy. "Oh, sorry." she said, staring into his eyes.

"No problem." he said, flexing his muscles. Sally fainted into his arms, and he carried her to class.

LOL!!!!! hope you enjoyed!!!! Until next time, when all the unbelievers are shunned, and chickens are free to cross the road without having their motives questioned.

ps ARE SPAZZING! :P NO NOT REALLY..I'LL LET DAKOTA WRITE AGAIN! :D

but i'm not writing again! oh, too late. BYE!!!

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Friday, July 8, 2011

Haven't You Always Wanted a Monkey?!


Who can tell me what song that comes from??

Thursday, July 7, 2011

The Ups and Downs of Oldies (But mostly ups)

Shave and a haircut, two bits!

Or, from Paladin (which, in case you don't remember from an older post of mine, is an old Western show.) "Would you like a shave and a hircut? It's only two bits!"

Alas, Oldies, how I love thee! Thy simple beauty and innocent ways encapture mine heart. I art thine, forever!

Did you like my Shakespearian English? No? Understandable. What? You did? Fantastic! It's good to be appreciated.

But seriously, oldies are the best! No swearing and very, very little sexual referance, if any. And most references are only vaugely implied. Not into black and white? I get it. I suppose it can be a little bland, sometimes, but for the most part I think it's AWESOME! :D Plus, not all old movies are in black and white! Many are colored by TECHNICOLOR! I don't know what it is, but it makes it colorful. Like White Christmas, and the Court Jester, both starring (or co-starring) Danny Kaye, an amazing actor who always gets the funny lines. :D <3 Such as;

"My dear partner! When what's let of you gets around to getting what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting, whatever it is you've got left!" --White Christmas.

Or;

. . .Well, the whole Court Jester movie is pretty funny. Just ask Sunny!




Ooo! And, in case any oldies fans out there know who this is, Basil Rathbone also plays in the Court Jester. For those of you who don't know, he played Sherlock Holmes in several old movies. I LOVE THOSE MOVIES!!!!! They are so EPIC!! This is my all-time favorite line in the Sherlock Holmes movies (the old ones, that is). But it needs some background, or you won't understand it.

Setting; a shooting gallery at a carnival. Metal sheets with evil people painted on them go around in circles, and contestants try to hit where the heart of these people would be (gruesome, yes.), but is actually a gong. So, hit the "heart," hear the gong.

Oh-oh: the bad guys caught Sherlock Holmes, bound and gagged him, and tied him behind one of the metal sheets, taking out the gong. So, hit "heart," kill Sherlock!

I'll save you the stress of watching several close calls in which Watson, oblivious, almost kills Sherlock three times, and just tell you; he escapes. Ahh, now we can relax.

Sherlock shows up and instructs Inspector Lestraude to apprehend the villans, which he does.

Watson, "I say, Holmes, where were you?"

Sherlock, "I was going 'round and 'round in circles."

Watson, "Circles?"

Sherlock, "Yes, but my heart wasn't in it."

LOL!! I realize that might not strike you as funny, but it's more a "you had to see it" thing. Plus, I just <3 the characters, so that helps. :P :D

ANYWHO. Yes, oldies are awesome, the cornerstone of civilization, the supporting structure for every other movie today. And don't try to deny it!!

Now if you'll pardon me. . . . I HAVE TO GO SPAZ ABOUT SHERLOCK HOLMES TO NO ONE IN PARTICULAR!!!!! So, y'know. . . . . . bye.


Monday, July 4, 2011

Untitled

hmm...I thought this pizza pop was expired...?! Guess not..

OH! Hello!
Pardon my little self chat up there. Excuse me while I frantically try to get tomato sauce out of my white shorts...it didn't work. Ah well, these are going in the wash tonight.

YES! I titled my post "Untitled". Why? BECAUSE I CAN! No....well...ok FINE! I did call it that because I can but also because I don't think that EVERYTHING needs a title..though in this case I guess untitled IS a title! Ah well...WHO CARES!

SO I AM HAVING A SPAZZ BECAUSE I LIKE FOOD! Dakota's post (below mine)...READ HER'S FIRST! STOP READING MINE AND READ HERS FIRST!

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GREEN BUTTS!
If you're laughing, that means that you are still reading this post...AND EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING BUT YOU'RE READING THIS POST, THAT MEANS YOU'RE STILL READING THIS POST! so if you haven't read Dakota's post...THEN READ HERS FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!

OK! Finally you're done reading hers. Now, as I was saying; Dakota's post inspired me to blog about food! :D I love food! I AM EATING FOOD RIGHT NOW! A PIZZA POP! I THINK IT IS THREE CHEESE! I REALLY WANT A CREAMSICLE! THEY'RE SOO YUMMY!



 I'm gonna put them on the grocery list! THERE! I PUT THEM ON THE LIST! I will tell you what I see in our pantry.
-kit-kat
-OATMEAL
-bacon dippers
-KRAFT DINNER
-tupperware
-BROWN SUGAAAA
-flour
-TRISCUITS!

That's only some of the stuff I saw! I really like food...we're having leftover SPAGHETTI FOR SUPPER AND THEN I'M GOING TO THE LIBRARY TO PICK UP MY BOOK! :D i PUT IT ON HOLD AND IT JUST CAME IN TODAY! ;D WOOT!

I really want chinese food right about now! On Friday, Dakota, Sunny, Rebecca, the OTHER Dakota and I are going to the MALL! The other Dakota had her birthday a couple weeks ago and now we're going to CELEBRATE! WOOOOT! CHUCK A PARTY! CHUCK NORRIS! BIRFDAY! When I wrote birthday up there, I thought of birFday...so I wrote BIRFDAY! ;P HAHAHAHAHAHA!....I'm honestly not even hyper right now...i'm just randomly writing stuff. AND YAH! when we're at the mall we're going to eat lunch and I'm goiong to get..CHINESE FOOD! I used to think it was too complicated but I went and got it with Sunny last time and it was SIMPLE! but the people were kinda rude! /: OH WELL WHO CARES I GOT THOSE NOODLES THAT EVERYONE LOVES! :D YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM! And I know that Sunny willl get chinese food. Dakota (blogging Dakota) will probably get KFC..I used to get that with her but now I get CHINESE FOOD! and I dunno what Rebecca and the other Dakota are gonna get....

I JUST SHOVED A BIG PIECE OF PIZZA POP IN MY PIE HOLE...THAT'S MY MOUTH FYI! Now I just scraped my plate.

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GOOO!
I mean GOOD!

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I just posted it but now I wanted to edit it and say: I'M DRINKING SUNNY-D WITH A STRAAAAAAAAAAW! :D

My spaz to Myself

RAWR!!!! CHOCOLATE!!!! IT'S EVERYWHERE!! 






I can't go through a day without it popping up in my face!! Chocolate milk! Ice cream bars! Fudgcicles! Cookies! Chocolate, chocolate, CHOCOLATE!! I'M SO FAT!!! well, not really. But I should be! And I will be, the way I eat! How's that, you ask? How do you eat, you ask? LIKE A PIG!!! THAT'S HOW!!!! CHOCOLATE AND CHIPS AND POP AND MARSHMALLOWS AND EVEN COTTON CANDY!!!!! DAY IN AND DAY OUT!!! I SHOULD BE 300 POUNDS BY NOW!!! of course, I'm not. And not because I excercise, in case you were thinking that was the reason. BECAUSE I AM A LAZY BUTT!!! I SIT AT HOME ALL DAY, EVERY DAY, READING AND PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND EATING!!! mark my words, one of these days, you'll see me and go, "Oh my gosh, who is that incredibley obese person?" AND IT WILL BE ME!!!!!!!! "So," you say, "stop eating! not completely, of course, just curb your sweet tooth." but I can't!! well, sometimes I actually do ok. BUT MOST TIMES, I HAVE NO WILL!! I WILL EAT AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT, AND THEN SIT AND SIT AND SIT, AND WAIT TO GET FAT!! I WON'T STAND FOR IT, I TELL YOU!! but what can i do? well, excersise, for one thing, and like you said, curb my sweet tooth. it's hard, but i think i can do it, will or no. I'LL NEVER SURRENDER!!!!! FIGHT THE POWER OF THE CHOCOLATE AND SWEET THINGS THEREOF!!!! FOR SLIMNESS!!!

I hope you enjoyed reading my little rant as much as I enjoyed writing it. I will now go have a fudgcicle. (don't judge me! baby steps). ;)

Friday, July 1, 2011

Happy Canada Day!

As the title suggests, belated Happy Canada Day!! So some people where setting off fireworks in my neighborhood, so I took pictures. It may have looked a little strange to see me standing in the field behind our house snapping pics like there was no tomorrow, but if people are going to set off loud, shiny things in the sky than I get to take pictures! SO THERE! Anyways, here a few of the good shoos (believe me there were MANY bad ones!)... Oh and there's also a few ones I took earlier as the sun was setting. Consider this collection of pics Canada Day Suns and Fireworks
The sun.
These are some of the first fireworks I captured. They're the kind that just shoot straight up.
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