Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Bird Walk

Good news, people! :D I remembered what I was going to blog about before! :D It's a song! (everybody groans) yes, yes, I know. But I HIGHLY doubt any of you have ever heard this song before. It's an oldie (we have it on a record. You know, those big black vinyl discs they don't use for music or anything anymore?), called the Tennesse Bird Walk.



It goes like this;

Take away the trees, and the birds all have to sit upon the ground!
Um. (yes, that's actually part of the song)
Take away their wings, and the birds all have to walk to get around!
Take away their birdbaths, and dirty birds will soon be everywhere!
Take away their feathers, and the birds all walk around in underwear!

Take away their *whistles*, and the birds all have to whisper when they sing!
(softly) chirp, chirp.
Take away their common sense, and they'll be headed southward in the spring!
Oh, remember me, my darling, when spring is in the air,
And the bald-headed birds are whispering everywhere
When you see them walking southward in their dirty underwear!
That's Tennesse Bird Walk!

~bridge~

How 'bout some trees, so the birds won't have to sit upon the ground?
Um.
How 'bout some wings, so the birds won't have to walk to get around?
How 'bout a birdbath or two, so the birds will all be clean?
And how 'bout some feathers, so their underwhere no longer will be seen?

How 'bout a *whistles* so the birds won't have to whisper when they sing?
(softly) chirp, chirp.
And how 'bout some common sense, so they won't be blockin' traffic in the spring?
Oh, remember me, my darling, when spring is in the air,
And the bald-headed birds are whispering everywhere
When you see them walking southward in their dirty underwear!
That's Tennesse Bird Walk!
(softly) chirp, chirp.
That's Tennesse Bird Walk!
(softly) chirp, chirp.
That's Tennesse Bird Walk!
(softly) chirp, chirp.
That's Tennesse Bird Walk!
(softly) chirp, chirp.


On the same record, there's also a song called "Please don't squeeze my Charman!" X)

2 comments:

  1. Destiny Diddlesworth25 May, 2011

    Pretty cool(:

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  2. Take away their feathers, and the birds all walk around in underwear!

    lol:P

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