Friday, April 22, 2011

EGGS!...and things of the sort.

Snakes eat EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!

why yes, yes they do! :D

I am with Dakota....and we're super hyper human beings! AHA! That's the name of zee blog! Anywhozer, CHUCK NORRIS IS IN THE BAAAAAAAAAATHROOM! XD yaaaaaaaaaaah....

wooow....ok, so the POINT of this blog post is....waaaaaaait, why is it that every inspiring speech has to have a point?!?!?!?!? LOL that was from an episode of JONAS! If you haven't seen the show....well go see it! NOW! ...are you seeing it? OBVIOUSLY NOOOOOOOOot because you are reading this blog. FINE, we'll let you go see it afterwards.

ANYWHOZER (again), Dakota is PUSHING ME! D: how depressing.

V this is DAKOTA!! (the "V" being a down arrow!)

OOOHHH........FUZZY WUZZY WAS A CHICKEN!!
AND HE RODE A CAMEL!!!
HE RODE AWAY TO TIMBUKTOO,
AND HE HAD TO WEAR FLANNEL!!!
HOHOHO, HEHEHE, GUGGLE, WUGGLE, WICKET!!
HAHAHA, TEEHEEHEE, BOTTA, ZOTTA, CRICKET!!!

^ you have to SING that!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D

I, Destiny DOODLER (juuuuuust messing with you peeps), read that and this is what Kota said; "NO! you have to SIIING it....like this!" and theeeeeeen she sang it! :D :P XD X) XP

THIS IS DAKOTA AGAIN!! I LIKE USING CAPITALS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHRATHDAFFYHADH!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS DEStiny....Dakota left it on CAPS! :P anywaaaaaays, we're just spazzing in her house....we have to run on the eliptical trainer thingy-ma-bobby-ma-whatchya-ma-call-it thing to wear off 9 1/2 POUNDS of...waaaaait,,,,,i'll let DAKOTA tell you cuz I'm SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPER confuzzled. btw, i KNOW i used commas, so STOP telling me that!

Dakota: OK!!!!!!!!! :D soooooooooo the dealio is that we have to run on the ellipah gjayr u thingy for 9 1/2 minutes to wear off 103 1/2 calories, brought on by THREE SQUARES OF CHOCOLATE each. GUUPPYYYYY!!!!!!!! what do you think of this?

Guppy: IS DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE, PLEASE CHECK BACK IN A FEW MINUTES!!

DESSY IS VERY DISTRAUGHT OVER THE LACK OF GUPPY-NESS OR HIS/HER KNEES, WE DON'T KNOW. YA, GUPPY IS POSSIBLY A GIRL, BUT I ALWAYS CALL HIM A GUY!!!! soooooooo IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!

Dessy: Apparently, Guppies have knees now! O: Ohhhhhhhh the horror! The things I didn't know.

OH THE HI+....gaaaaaah let me try again.

OH THE HOTME...GRRRRRRRRR

PH........whadda faaaaaailure

OH THE HOTTNESS! ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMOST there!

OH THE HOTNESS! :D YERS....HOT SMILEYS! HOY HOY HOY! get your hot smilies! HOY.

dAKOTA JUST MADE A FUNNY SOUND AND NOW SHE IS KINDA SWIVELING IN HER CHAIR (ITS NOT EVEN A SPINNY CHAIR!) AND LAUGHING AT ME! This is what is sounds like: hehehe.....breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeathe. heh....heheheeheheha. kahahahahha!

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT!!!! :D thank you for listening to how Dakota laughs! Isn't she just soooooooo charming??? I love her♥ (:

THIS IS DAKOTA! SHUT DOWN YOUR ENGINES AND PREPARE TO BE SWINDLED!!!! And, now, a word from our sponsers. NOPE! NEVERMIND!!! theeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrreeeeeeeeee waaaaaaaaaaaasssss nooooooooooooooooooooooobbooooooooooooooddyyyyyyyyyyyy theeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS THIS GREENERY?!?!!?!?!??!?!?

dEEEEEEEEEEESTINY: yes, there was not one single person there! Only a few piles of clothes...so if you see 2 naked men, and a guppy runnying down your street, you will know that they were our sponsors! (this thing should be rated R! .....R for RAAAAAAAAAANDOM!) HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAANANAHAHAHANLKSJFIUALKSHOWRAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dakota just RUDELY pried my finger off of the !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! button. *glares* -.- SAAAAAAAAAAAD NESS! (one word)

Yes, people of all ages, I have one...no! TWO words for you! SAD NERD! XD Yes, you heard it here! The nerd is sad! )':

Thank you, thank you, thank you veeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyy much. WE'LL BE HERE ALL TUESDAY! AND MONDAY NIGHT IF THE SUBMARINE DOESN'T SINK UNTIL THURSDAY!! IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, DON'T BOTHER TO SPEAK UP!!

that was me, DAKOTA, btw. from "thank you," etc. WE ARE SITTING IN A GENIUS FAIRYTALE CAFE INSIDE THE ORGANIC CASINO OF SUPPLICATION!! courtesy of Fantasy Traveler and the BrainStormer Bros.

The brainstormer bros. are the brothers who storm your BRAINS!


THATS ALL!

DAKOTA anD DESTINY!

p.s. guess what??! Last night I went to the underground lair of the gre(see more)

6 comments:

  1. Destiny Diddlesworth23 April, 2011

    ???? what?

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  2. nvm, don't worry about it

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  3. Destiny Diddlesworth23 April, 2011

    If you are talking about the fact that you weren't with us, you could have come but you were in Sarnia.(; ♥

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  4. i was just grumpy, thus the "nvm, don't worry about it" :P

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