Friday, June 11, 2010

The Book

There is a book that Sunny, Destiny, and I are particularly fond of. Here's some funny bits that we enjoy.

-'You have been warned!' the little fellow said. 'Now go. But first, give me a hug!'
Gripply moved forward, certain no harm would come to him, when BAM! the creature disappeared. Gripply was so scared, he ran all the way home to his friends.
'Gripply! What happened? You look like you just saw an explosion!' they cried.
'I did.' he said.

-"You didn't think at all, Joe!" for that was the name of the man who had been sitting on the trike. "And don't call me boss! I prefer 'Mr. Master. Now, remember the plan, and stick to it! Meeting adjourned."
"What's that mean?" asked Fred, the least bright of the three.
"It means it's ova, stupid!" said Joe.

-"Then let's jump and scream!" cried Miggy.
There was a VERY loud chorus of screams around the campsite, and the trees shook from their bouncing. This went on for the next few minutes, and some people began hacking and coughing. Piggy even passed out! An old man who just happened to be walking by stopped and stared at them, before continuing on his way, muttering something about "Kids these days...." Those who had not passed out stopped jumping for a second to wonder where he came from.

-"I feel like paffles." he muttered.
"You want paffles? I'll give you paffles!!" Piggy shouted, throwing a paffle at the back of Jiggly's head.

-'I know why...' Jiggly thought to himself. But he said nothing. They'd find out soon enough. The morons. Jiggly laughed evilly to himself. Then Miggy came over.
"Hey Jiggly," he said, "why are you laughing evilly?"
"SILENCE, YOU IMBICILE!!" Jiggly bellowed, then slunk off creepily, his legs bent in a position that was a alarmingly difficult to stand in, much less slink in. Miggy stood dumbfounded for a moment, then applauded Jiggly's amazing leg strength. "GIVE IT UP FOR THE SLINKY!!" he shouted. The others cheered and applauded, even tho they had no idea what he was talking about.

-Suddenly, the motely crew broke into song. "She was afraid to go into the desert, she was as nervous as she could be! She was afraid to go into the desert, she was afraid that there would be no sea. 1, 2, 3, 4, tell the people what she wore! It was and itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow polka-dot bikini, that she wore bought as Bikini Village! An itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow polka-dot bikini! It was no bigger than an ink cartridge." they sang in true high-school musical fashion.

there's some of the many many funny bits in the book that we love. i know it was a long post, but I'm sure you'll survive. toodeloo!

2 comments:

  1. Destiny Diddlesworth11 June, 2010

    Lovin' the slinky thing Kote! :)

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